This cat sounds like the Laura Croft of the feline world.
Several next thoughts:
- Now that this has received national news exposure, how many hours until that cat is claimed or adopted? (My guess: 2.) And how many people will try to adopt the cat? (I’m saying about 50.)
- What was the guy doing in the canoe? It sounds like Kitty had arranged ahead of time for him to be waiting, as part of her prison break.
- Wouldn’t that cat’s route make a great video game? But given how game designers animate gore, I couldn’t play it due to the gruesome sight of the little Kitty getting smushed when I screwed up.
(Link thanks to The Morning News.