On a sweltering hot day, what’s better than a cold beverage? Very little.
But as drinking at work is frowned upon (even for those of us who work outside the office — or maybe especially for us, as we stand atop a slippery slope), we must console ourselves with a little quiz about cold beverages:
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Created by OnePlusYou
91% Drunkard
Sure — I’m just a Drunkard (like Brother Anthony, at 91 percent — but do YOU have a 62 percent chance of surviving a Zombie Apocalypse?
If I remember correctly, I have a 42% chance of surviving a Zombie Apocalypse. I question that measurement though, because I’ve seen “Shaun of the Dead” many times — have nearly memorized it — and have absorbed most of the knowledge from the Living Dead series.
You might argue that my scoring so low is proof that I didn’t fully grasp the learning available in those resources, but I believe that I’ll do quite well in a zombie-infected world. I may be the one who saves your sorry ass — and then serves you a well-made drink to help you recover.
I probably could use the help. I definitely could use the drink :)
I’ll be darned — I’m a drunkard at 88%, and I haven’t had anything besides beer (and an occasional glass of wine) in over a decade.
Bob, you must be a drunkard in waiting.