To any would-be Inkburns contributors, Inkburns writers waiting for contracts, neglected clients, and abandoned friends who are reading this blog to discover clues as to why you have not received a response to your submission/contract/query-about-your-web-update/email of several weeks ago: I am truly sorry. Things are just nutsy busy here. I hope to get to your email this weekend. (Except many of the would-be contributors, because the slush pile is now a truly huge and awesome monster. But some of you will hear from Inkburns soon, and the rest later.)