Would make a memorable wedding gift

Appalling Flatware For Sale

Will anyone purchase my recently acquired 75-piece gold-plated Versace flatware set?

This flatware monstrosity once set someone back nearly ten grand. If you think that’s pretty amazing, you’re not the only one. Although I encourage you to purchase it at a high price, it does not mean I will respect you for it.

(Link via TMFTML.)