|You Are Guinness|
Watered down beers disgust you, as do the people who drink them.
When you drink, you tend to become a bit of a know it all – especially about subjects you don’t know well.
But your friends tolerate your drunken ways, because you introduce them to the best beers around.
This result is largely true — at least in its characterization of me. I’m a beer snob, no doubt. I also like Guiness, but not in the U.S. The pasteurization or whatever they do to be allowed to import the stuff here changes it utterly from the elixir that pub-goers enjoy in Dublin. What we get isn’t quite as rich and sweet. It’s good, but what they’re drinking on the other side of the Atlantic is grand.
In case you’re curious: The kind of beer I most love is Trappist ale from Belgium. Those monks know what’s what.
(Quiz link thanks to Rinsem’s Rink.)