Pitbull Armory, an amazing website, also offers metal and leather armor for humans, horses, and dogs.
But I think you’ll agree with me, and with squirrels everywhere, that the squirrel armor is pretty wonderful.
(Link via I Let My Fists Do the Talkin’.)
UPDATE: I have explored Pitbull Armory further. Now I’m undecide about which is more delightful: the fact that there is such a thing as squirrel armor, or the fact that the women’s armored bra with visible nipples is the "Cold Steel Bra."
But why choose between them? They both demonstrate that the world is an amazing place.