Gonna make you sweat

I attended an all girls’ boarding school — Villa Maria High School, unfortunately now closed — and I lived in the dorm for the first three years. Each year around this time all the girls would start to worry about weight we’d gained over the winter months. The cafeteria specialized in heavy carbs, and there was ice cream every night, so it wasn’t surprising some of us would bulk up a bit each year. We’d then go through every possible diet and exercise craze to slim down.

My friend Mary Jean and I ran stairs each night. We’d jog up and down the back stairs of the dorm, three flights, sometimes listening to a boom box we’d park on the top landing.

Mary Jean was particularly weight-conscious. She had lived most of her life in the Aramco company compound in Saudi Arabia, an American outpost full of families and kids and basically on the beach, and she was almost Los Angelean in her concern for remaining bikini-ready. She hung a pink and green string bikini from the light fixture in her ceiling, as a constant reminder of the goal.

Anyway, Mary Jean took the stair running extra-seriously, and to give her efforts a boost she wrapped herself — each leg and her torso, and sometimes her arms — in cellophane wrap, underneath her sweat suit. You could hear the cellophane squeak and rustle as she ran up and down. I don’t know that the cellophane accelerated her progress but she was convinced it was a good thing.

I was reminded of this technique when I saw this photo. Except I think this woman would have trouble running in her getup.

Curiouser and curiouser

Exactly the result I would hope for: My Book Quiz Match is Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland, which is one of my all-time favorite books.



You’re Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland!
by Lewis Carroll

After stumbling down the wrong turn in life, you’ve had your mind opened to a number of strange and curious things. As life grows curiouser and curiouser, you have to ask yourself what’s real and what’s the picture of illusion. Little is coming to your aid in discerning fantasy from fact, but the line between them is so blurry that it’s starting not to matter. Be careful around rabbit holes and those who smile to much, and just avoid hat shops altogether.

Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

(Link via The Elegant Variation.)

Impressive

In the current issue, the Economist considers several reasons why Matteo Arpe, the 38-year old head of Capitalia, Italy’s fourth-largest banking group, is having such great success in modernising and reforming the traditionally corrupt Italian banking system. They mention his talent, his mentors, his experience, his flair. Yet they leave unstated one obvious factor: He’s hott!

All the world’s a stage

Terry Teachout, theater critic for the Wall Street Journal among other roles/publications, discusses the enjoyment he finds in small, non-Broadway theater.

Since moving back to the town I grew up in, I’ve gotten involved in our terrific community theater, the Butler Little Theatre. (Shameless plug: My sister Katy Wayne is starring in the next production, Proof, which runs March 19-21 and 23-27.) I’m continually impressed by the quality and intensity of the effort that everyone puts into our productions — not least because it’s entirely a volunteer organization. I get a lot more out of an evening spent rehearsing a play or building a set than I do watching television. I don’t understand why more people don’t feel the same way.

Summarizing in three to five pages

Maud Newton continues the discussion of the problems with synopsis-based publishing. Her starting point is Robert McCrum’s article, “The Curse of the Synopsis,” which is both insightful and depressing.

Yesterday in my writing group, we worked on the synopsis of one member’s nonfiction book. This member (J) has read at least a half-dozen books on how to write a “winning” synopsis, and has attended workshops, conferences, etc. Her conclusion: No one agrees on the way to do it. J’s case is slightly different from the authors mentioned in McCrumb’s article in that she has the book drafted — she can create a complete synopsis now without fear that the book will take a radically different direction by the time she has finished it. All the same, she wants to write a synopsis that will sell her book, and she’s looking for a best way to do that.

My advice to her is to write the most compelling summary she can, in whatever style she prefers, and stop worrying about the “right” way to do it. It’s clear that there’s more than a little luck required to publish a book today, at least if one hopes to work with a major publisher.