“I am wearing my blazer and a light cologne, with my hair parted at the side, a glint in my eye, and my left hand in my coat pocket in a half-intellectual, half-sexual way. I am also smoking a cigarette, but my breath smells good because I carry mints. If it is springtime, I have a light tan. I have also been working out. I have at my disposal several disarming quotes which I have memorized to make you laugh, and one very interesting story of Raj Gaja, Elephant King of Northern India. Moreover, I am 25, and can reasonably expect to grow better and more distinguished looking for each delicious year of the next two decades.”
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