Annals of Dating: “Dodged a bullet” edition

I’ve had many a bad date, but this tops any story I have: A Manhattan woman went on a dinner date, didn’t respond to the guy’s calls for a week or so after, and then received an invoice for her share of the meal.


On June 5, you agreed to accept dinner, paid for in full, by me, based on your stated offer that we would go out again. In that you have ignored all overtures to said follow up meeting, you are hereby considered in breach of contract.