If you hum a few bars I can fake it

Still no time for proper entries — although the good news is that I’m able to get my head slightly above water enough to at least see the shore.

Here’s a pleasant diversion while I’m gone: What Kind of Elitist Are You?

Your CD collection is almost as big as your ego,
and you can most likely play an instrument or
three. You’re a real hit at parties, but you’re
SO above karaoke.
What people love: You’re instant entertainment.
Unless you play the oboe.
What people hate: Your tendency to sing louder than
the radio and compare everything to a freaking

What Kind of Elitist Are You?
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Not too far from the mark except for the singing thing: I despise my own vocal stylings more than anyone else could.

(Many link thanks to Syntax of Things, who says he’s a book and language snob but I bet could pass for any of the other categories as well.)