I do not have time for this

It’s a Saturday night, and I am home specifically to work, very hard, on client-oriented tasks. I am here and not out, enjoying several delightful Martinis or other lovely beverages. And the last thing I need is this.

I hereby swear not to look at it again until all the tasks I have assigned for tonight are done. Honest Injun.

(Link via Ze Frank first — when I managed to resist it — and then Screenhead — who broke down the last of my resistance)